Da steh ich nun, ich armer Tor!
Und bin so klug als wie zuvor.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The most nasty thing about a private persons Internet presence is without a doubt the description of him or herself. However I sometimes intend to be a sadistic person, here you’ll find a description of myself (some of you might already expected this). If you are still reading these letters, I can be sure about your masochistic nature.

Like in some roleplaying games (the pen and paper ones), for example The Dark Eye to know someone’s name is not very conducive for him or her. Knowing someone’s name could probably even simplify the invocation of someone. Nevertheless, my name can be found out by just taking a look into my identification card. Moreover, there you will also find my current domicile. Some people tend to say, I live in the back of beyond.

At the moment I’m wasting my time, studying funny things at the University of Bremen. I’m registered at the department 13 (FB13 = animal health). In my second undergraduate degree I’m concentrating on biology and sports. Whoever is naive enough to believe this, have fun in your further life. NO, of course I do study computer science, sit in front of monitors all day long, have a problem with my weight, do not have any friends and to make it even worse, I am depressive. (Isn’t it ironic, that the irony turns out to be the truth? Don’t mind.)

Because I’m momentarily not in the mood of describing myself any further, you’ll find a perfectly designed questionaire in which all interesting questions are asked and furthermore there won’t be an analysis of my handwriting.